Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Dear Strep!!!!!!

Dear Strepadococous (or whatever fancy name the super smart doctor name you was),

You are a horrible guest!! First you show up unnanounced and decide to bring all of your baggage and leave it in my throat so now I can hardly swallow. Then you run into my head and play baseball breaking everything, which led to a pounding headache. And to cover up the evidence you put my head on fire and caused a low grade fever and chills. Then, as if that wasn't enough, you decided to go to every muscle I have and beat them over and over again until they were aching and red!!! I called the doctor on you and she is sending out some antibiotics to hunt you down and take your bootey to jail!!! You are never welcome here again!!!

P.S. I am gonna get the word out about you so you cannot do this to anyone else!!!

Regrets,

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